Alan, Alan, Alan – what will get you in the end? Your lack of giggle control or your inability to tell the group with a straight face that you’re a Faithful?
As we head towards the end of Celebrity Traitors 2025 (BBC1, 9pm, Thursday 6th November) we thought we’d take stock of our final five.
Folks here at WBHQ aren’t convinced Alan will be able to wiggle his way out of this one.
But first, let’s be honest, this has been the most entertaining batch of cloaks we’ve possibly ever seen. This show is so popular there’s even cinemas across the country showing the finale live on screen!
Let’s meet the final celebs, we share our verdict, and highlight a few fun watchalong bingo and slots games to keep the suspense rolling.
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Meet the Final Five finalists
Alan Carr (Traitor)
Alan’s been doing all the heavy lifting. Two plain sight murders without complaint – not bad. And barely a vote at any round table. While he’s played the perfect Traitor (bold enough to get away with murder, funny enough to seem harmless), we think he might not make it to the end.
You can’t bluff forever, and Alan’s tells are starting to show.
Nick Mohammed (Faithful)
Maybe years as a magician have given Nick a sixth sense for spotting deception, because he’s proven one of the sharpest Faithfuls we’ve seen. He’s analytical, calm, and actually watches people instead of jumping to conclusions.
Nick has been quietly gathering evidence – joining the dots, building narratives, and he’s also at the heart of one of this season’s best subplots: the Nick and Joe bromance.
Joe Marler (Faithful)
A seriously savvy strategist, Joe has had a decent gut instinct all series. He’s the Faithful with the best “nose” – able to call bluffs with confidence, doesn’t flinch under pressure, and seems to thrive on the psychology of the game.
A true BFG, we love Joe!
Cat Burns (Traitor)
She’s played a slow, deliberate game, flying under the radar while quietly steering decisions in her favour. She’s rarely raised suspicion and she’s proven surprisingly good at managing the round table finger-pointing.
Cat’s superpower is subtlety. She’s the kind of Traitor who smiles during the storm, and has no problem getting Alan to do the Traitors’ dirty work.
As we reach the finale, we’re not convinced Cat will dodge that final accusation.
David Olusoga (Faithful)
David: the quietest cast member we barely saw. He’s either a genius biding his time or the Faithful who accidentally wandered into the wrong castle. To be fair, his low profile could be a blessing. In a game built on paranoia, invisibility is a shield. He’s avoided conflict, murder, and being a target.
We think he’ll speak up soon and steal the show, joining Joe and Nick on their “Alan and Cat” Traitor hunt, to redeem himself and become the unexpected Faithful hero.
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Our Verdict
We’re team Faithful all the way!
So what happens next? Has Alan been rumbled? We’ll find out Thursday night.
Right now, it all comes down to trust. Alan and Cat’s partnership looks strong, but we’ve seen alliances crumble before. Joe and Nick’s logic could win them the day, and with David’s wildcard vote, they could win the show.
Just remember – in The Celebrity Traitors, it’s the best bluff, not best hand, that wins.
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